‘’Here’s to eight years of friendship that sprouted from a sea of online nude men’’ - Stunning quote from Fiona about how we met in our teens on www.chatroulette.com. :’)
23, female, London.
You walk into Greggs, what are you ordering?
Ok so I’m 100 going for a cheese and onion bake, that’s my ride or die. If I’m hungover I’ll get an orange Caprisun for a starter and a canned Diet Coke for dessert.
Top three female figures you look up to?
Katie Price, Madelon Vriesendorp and my friend Eliza.
What’s your grind? What pays the bills?
Somewhere within architecture…I just about graduated from CSM last year and now I’m working for a magazine, I’m allowed to wear my Crocs™ to the office so I don’t find it hard to get out of bed. I recently designed a multi-use space in south London that just opened to the public. I guess I’m a professional builder.xxx
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Every time I set specific goals for myself I never achieve them, as long as I’m happy, semi-successful and surrounded by gorgeous people I don’t mind.
Most delicious British cuisine in your opinion?
A monster munch sandwich on Warburtons white bread with a thick spread of Lurpack. Gourmet!
Fave three songs to get down ’n’ dirty to?
oh wait were you talking about sex?
Tell me about your memoirs...
My MENoirs. It’s about all the men in my life, because apparently everything else is anyway. eeeeowwww.
courtesy of FIONA HARTLEY
interview SASHA MARIA BELL
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