Judging by the cryptic nature of his email address and the numbers in it, I would guesstimate @countlips to be about 16 years old. His answers back my gut and sleuth work up but nonetheless he remains to be one of my favorite little secrets on the gram.
What is your real name and where do you live in the real world?
Jay Winebrenner; Portland, Oregon, U.S.A.
Do you have a go-to filter preference?
What is the funniest handle you've found on ig?
As I like both puns and music, I'm going to go with herpies_handcock or urethra_franklin. Sadly, both accounts no longer exist.
Who is the last person in the world you would follow on social media?
This guy from grade school named Joey Carlson. He had a perpetual stream of thick snot running out of his nose. Of course he'd sniff the mucous back into his sinuses with a terrifying wet sound that makes me gag thinking about it to this day.
What is the last hashtag you searched?
#pareidolia was the last and the one before that was #ghostsemen which was rewarded with 6 search results.
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