If you could bring back on musician from the dead, who would it be and why?
Freddy Mercury so he can sing me lullabies to sleep every night. Also GG Allin so he can be president instead of Trump.
What animal best represents you?
Obviously bat, I'm a vampire so yeah self explanatory. Funny looking face, pointy ears, nocturnal, fuzzy wings, echolocation I got it all.
What book has influenced you the most?
The Lorax by Dr. Seuss because I've wanted to save the planet since I was a wee little Ariel. The Far Pavilions by M. M. Kay is my favorite novel of all time and added flames to my burning fire of desire to travel and adventure across the world. Also Dracula because it gave me the brilliant idea of sneaking in people's windows to slowly drain their blood each night rendering them weak but not quite killing them.
What is your greatest achievement?
Doing this interview.
If you could swap spirits with another living creature for a day, who would it be and why?
It would be my dog because I love him more than anything in the world and I wish I was him.
How would you describe love?
Misery, pain, torture, false human theory given to us by evolution.
What makes you the happiest?
My dog. Also dogs on the street. Also any animal of any kind.
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